Groundhog Gots Connections

To my dismay, my nemesis, Phil seems to have connections. How do you explain his "prediction", if you can even call that, of six more weeks of winter cause he saw his shadow? If I were soundly hibernating and some annoying humans roused me from my slumber I would check out the commotion. Upon realizing the commotion was a bunch of fools staring, taking pictures and trying to pick me up I would totally haul my furry ass back where it came from.

Since a groundhog is supposed to be an upstanding mammal and would never run from commotion Phil had to call on Mother Nature to help a critter out. So she makes it snow. I bet she's cruising around in a shiny new convertible somewhere warm and snow-free. Bitch.